May 2013
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”
– Ernest Hemingway (via cosmic-rebirth)
mariannapaige:
my sexuality is classified under “only attracted to that one guy from one of my classes last semester who i saw walking down the sidewalk a few days ago”
“Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself & a little...”
– The Breakfast Club (1985)
shutupaubrey:
if we’re dating and you tell me who i can and cannot talk to we will no longer be dating
surimistick:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
epikalia:
russianmadness:
thefaceofbro:
jagged1:
discopeanut:
bansand:
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
#Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work
“What?”
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
omg henry viii
ninihoho:
ninihoho:
why did the blond fail her calculus test
she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa
“I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...”
– Jonathan Carroll (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
toxicrants:
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
April 2013
